I hate misogyny, poor writing, flop males apologists, idiocy and authors with God Complexes. Love ranting, hate watching, female characters, fanfictions. I flail a lot.
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  #my husband died and i am rich    #MWHAHAHAHAH    #bye losers    #mary crawley    #michelle dockery    #downton abbey    #spoilers  

Michelle Dockery filming Downton Abbey, April 2014

  #mary crawley arriving late with starbucks    #downton abbey    #spoilers    #finally  


HIMYM finale 

  #the commentary tho    #gravity falls    #himym  


  #each of these has shocked me    #literally    #doctor who    #that's how you plot twist    #when you're least expecting it    #when there's no real flashed out mystery    #when the writing is not telling you GUESS WHAT THE MYSTERY IS    #but just merely hiding that in plain sight  



I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA


Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..






  #plus you don't have to worry about your hair    #i'm not kidding sometimes i think about this    #there are days i cannot go to places because i have bad hair    #and this would solve so many problems in one cool swoop    #good for you online stranger!  



  #friends    #rachel get off the plane!  

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

it’s the HP4 syndrome

  #marvel corporation is watching you  

weekly whine about Agents of Shield (sorry)

Good things:

  • MARIA HILL. SOON. ONLY REASON I’M HOLDING ON. (poor Cobie, cursed to be on crappy tv shows)
  • Melinda May’s super cool agent mom.
  • Fitz is a cutiepie

Bad things:


Who cares about his out of the blue lovelife to add more manpain to his “troubled” character? We get it - you’re supposed to be angst and brooding. Boo ooh. Stop treating Melinda May like shit (and all of your team with her) as if you were a maverick dictator of some sort (in fact, writers, please don’t reduce May’s character to her being oh so in love with a man who verbally abuses her repeatedly and with no other goal than, literally, “Coulson”. THEY CANONICALLY HAD HER ANSWER THE QUESTION “Why are you here?” WITH A “Coulson”. She’s not an accessory to his character!).

He’s not some anti-hero sort of mysterious guy. He’s just an asshole. And by the way, television, I’m tired of male protagonists who are dark lovable dicks who are allowed to treat everybody like shit and be morally ambiguous because they have a complicated backstory. Enough. It’s not edgy anymore. We need more genuinely good guys. We need more Steve Rogers. (and this is what movie!Coulson used to be)

On the same note, I pray for Ward to be throughout evil so that Beefy New Specialist can take his place (he’s already more interesting than he ever was). I don’t want a redemption, I don’t want people fishing for excuses to justify his actions (“BUT HE GREW UP IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD!” pls no), and I especially don’t want Skye to end up loving him despite him being a pluri-murderer (like, he killed more people than  all the MCU villains combined.).

In conclusion, Joss Whedon feel free to kill both characters and hire better writers.

  #agents of shield    #rant    #again  
  #happy birthday shakespeare!    #for me just another reason to post tom hiddleston but okay    #coriolanus    #tom hiddleston  
If you cannot understand my argument, and declare It’s Greek to me you are quoting Shakespeare; if you claim to be more sinned against than sinning, you are quoting Shakespeare. If you act more in sorrow than in anger; if your wish is farther to the thought; if your lost property has vanished into thin air, you are quoting Shakespeare.
If you have ever refused to budge an inch or suffered from green-eyed jealousy, if you have played fast and loose, if you have been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle, if you have knitted your brows, made a virtue of necessity, insisted on fair play, slept not one wink, stood on ceremony, danced attendance on your lord and master, laughed yourself into stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing, if you have seen better days or lived in a fool’s paradise -why, be that as it may, the more fool you, for it is a foregone conclusion that you are (as good luck would have it) quoting Shakespeare.
If you think it is early days and clear out bag and baggage, if you think it is high time and that that is the long and short of it, if you believe that the game is up and that truth will out even if it involves your own flesh and blood, if you lie low till the crack of doom because you suspect foul play, if you have your teeth set on edge (at one fell swoop) without rhyme or reason, then - to give the devil his due - if the truth were known (for surely you have a tongue in your head) you are quoting Shakespeare.
Even if you bid me good riddance and send me packing, if you wish I was dead as a door-nail, if you think I am an eyesore, a laughing stock, the devil incarnate, a stony-hearted villain, bloody-minded or a blinking idiot, then - by Jove! O Lord! Tut tut! For goodness’ sake! What the dickens! But me no buts! - it is all one to me, for you are quoting Shakespeare.
Bernard Levin
  #shakespeare    #happy birthday    #quote    #bernard levin