OH MY GOD HE IS THE HOT TEACHER YES HOT TEACHER CHRIS EVANS AU I NEED IT
I literally said out loud at my computer: “His momma taught him so well. Look at how nicely his shirt’s tucked in.”
James D’Arcy (“Broadchurch,” “Let’s Be Cops”) will play Edwin Jarvis, Howard Stark’s butler and an unexpected ally to Peggy Carter, joining the previously announced Chad Michael Murray as SSR Agent Jack Thompson and Enver Gjokaj as Agent Daniel Sousa as they help Peggy (Hayley Atwell) navigate her way through what may be her most dangerous mission yet! (x)
FANFICTION IS COMING TO LIFE
New Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. promo - “Third Party” (Sept 16, 2014)
Displayed in the Saint-Étienne church in France is the figure of René de Chalon, Prince of Orange. The prince died at the young age of 25 during the siege of Saint-Dizier in 1544.
Rather then memorialize him in the standard hero form, his wife requested (or René himself requested, or possibly both) that he be shown as “not a standard figure but a life-size skeleton with strips of dried skin flapping over a hollow carcass, whose right hand clutches at the empty rib cage while the left hand holds high his heart in a grand gesture.” (Source)
Goth power couple
At first I was really confused because I thought this was a skeleton taking a selfie.
2014 Toronto International Film Festival - “Before We Go” Premiere
he’s on an important journey
HE IS VERY LATE
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH KEATON MCALLISTOR
written by Ewan McBay
Hey Valeton! Ewan McBay here. Writer, genius, and all-around stud. I’m a new columnist for the Ocelot Call, so check back here for more awesome things to come.
Today the Ocelot Call sat down with Keaton McAllistor, Valeton’s student body president. We had a nice chat about all things Valeton—campus politics, cleanup initiatives and even girls!
EM: So, Keaton. How does it feel to be the big man on campus?
KM: It’s pretty nice, I guess.
EM: How was your experience running for office?
KM: It was stressful! I fought hard for it though and I learned a lot from the experience. I wasn’t expecting such stiff competition.
EM: But clearly the best man won, right?
KM: I’d like to think so.
EM: How did you get involved in campus politics?
KM: I come from a family of lawyers so it was sort of expected. I’ve always been interested in politics so I joined the StuGov my freshman year. I’ve been hooked ever since.
EM: What are some things you’d like to accomplish this year as president?
KM: Right now the Student Government has several big projects in the works. Valeton is a beautiful place—and we’d like to keep it that way—so we’re trying to organize a big event that encourages students to keep our campus clean. We’ll have several days dedicated to recycling education and campus beautification. We’re also working on a blood drive and a canned food competition with one of our sister universities for a little later in the semester.
EM: Sounds like you’ve got big plans! How about your personal life? Any lovely ladies on your arm?
KM: Not at the moment; I’m trying to stay focused on my classes and StuGov. I heard you had a new girl though?
EM: Always, man. Any last words for the people?
KM: Top Aces, Valeton!
Whoa, this is the least professional interview I’ve ever seen. Your new columnist talks a big game but doesn’t deliver. As a reader of the Ocelot Call, I’m interested in ‘all things Valeton’ rather than being informed of the new girl your self-proclaimed writer has on his arm (not to mention the fact that mentioning he ‘always’ has a new girl is pretty uncouth on his behalf).
If this is the new direction the paper has chosen, now that the Editor has quit, I might have to choose another campus paper to get my news from. Such a pity!