I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut
it’s the HP4 syndrome
weekly whine about Agents of Shield (sorry)
- MARIA HILL. SOON. ONLY REASON I’M HOLDING ON. (poor Cobie, cursed to be on crappy tv shows)
- Melinda May’s super cool agent mom.
- Fitz is a cutiepie
UGH COULSON I HATE YOU MORE EVERY PASSING WEEK.
Who cares about his out of the blue lovelife to add more manpain to his “troubled” character? We get it - you’re supposed to be angst and brooding. Boo ooh. Stop treating Melinda May like shit (and all of your team with her) as if you were a maverick dictator of some sort (in fact, writers, please don’t reduce May’s character to her being oh so in love with a man who verbally abuses her repeatedly and with no other goal than, literally, “Coulson”. THEY CANONICALLY HAD HER ANSWER THE QUESTION “Why are you here?” WITH A “Coulson”. She’s not an accessory to his character!).
He’s not some anti-hero sort of mysterious guy. He’s just an asshole. And by the way, television, I’m tired of male protagonists who are dark lovable dicks who are allowed to treat everybody like shit and be morally ambiguous because they have a complicated backstory. Enough. It’s not edgy anymore. We need more genuinely good guys. We need more Steve Rogers. (and this is what movie!Coulson used to be)
On the same note, I pray for Ward to be throughout evil so that Beefy New Specialist can take his place (he’s already more interesting than he ever was). I don’t want a redemption, I don’t want people fishing for excuses to justify his actions (“BUT HE GREW UP IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD!” pls no), and I especially don’t want Skye to end up loving him despite him being a pluri-murderer (like, he killed more people than all the MCU villains combined.).
In conclusion, Joss Whedon feel free to kill both characters and hire better writers.
If you have ever refused to budge an inch or suffered from green-eyed jealousy, if you have played fast and loose, if you have been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle, if you have knitted your brows, made a virtue of necessity, insisted on fair play, slept not one wink, stood on ceremony, danced attendance on your lord and master, laughed yourself into stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing, if you have seen better days or lived in a fool’s paradise -why, be that as it may, the more fool you, for it is a foregone conclusion that you are (as good luck would have it) quoting Shakespeare.
If you think it is early days and clear out bag and baggage, if you think it is high time and that that is the long and short of it, if you believe that the game is up and that truth will out even if it involves your own flesh and blood, if you lie low till the crack of doom because you suspect foul play, if you have your teeth set on edge (at one fell swoop) without rhyme or reason, then - to give the devil his due - if the truth were known (for surely you have a tongue in your head) you are quoting Shakespeare.
Even if you bid me good riddance and send me packing, if you wish I was dead as a door-nail, if you think I am an eyesore, a laughing stock, the devil incarnate, a stony-hearted villain, bloody-minded or a blinking idiot, then - by Jove! O Lord! Tut tut! For goodness’ sake! What the dickens! But me no buts! - it is all one to me, for you are quoting Shakespeare.